I made my first pie this week. Notice that the title of this post is blueberry pie disaster. That about sums it up!
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This sure doesn't look like a pie. |
I made the crust from scratch. I made the filling from scratch. It came out looking like a mutant pie that no one should eat. It didn't taste any better than it looked. I used a recipe from Martha Stewart. I'm not sure what was wrong. I kept the crust ingredients cold. I could see the little dots of butter in there when I rolled it out. The filling smelled delicious when I mixed it all together. It had to stay in the oven for a long time because it wasn't browning, and yet I had the oven at a high temperature at first and then turned it down to bake the rest of the way. Usually I can figure out what went wrong with a recipe or what I didn't like about the finished product, but with this one, I'm stumped. It went wrong and tasted bad, and I don't know why.
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mutant pie |
The blueberry filling ended up bursting out all over the pie, even though I vented the top. This pie looked very pretty and had fluted edges when it went into the oven. It came out looking terrible. Hopefully, the next pie I bake will be better. This is not my last pie.
I was under the impression that there would be a haiku describing the pie.
ReplyDeleteCrap- I completely forgot because I'm sick with a fever and headache and am not thinking straight. I shall quote your haiku, since I can't top that, anyway.
Delete"My pie disappoints.
I don't know what I did wrong.
Fucking blueberries."
Josh, you are the haiku master.